Rachel Handler
Nude

Give a hand for Rachel Handler! Better yet, give yourself a lubed-up hand when you take a look at her. She’s the whole shebang, and in The Big Bang (2011) she bares her mam-nificent moons and stellar ass-steroid as the aptly named character “Gorgeous Dancer.” That same year, Rachel performed as a body double for Sarah Ann Schultz in the film The River Murders (2011). You’ll have to watch (or fast forward) until about an hour and 20 minutes into the flick before getting to Rachel’s lovely breasts. In the scene, Rachel plays the dead roughed-up body of a girl in bed. It’s not the most arousing scene we can imagine Handler in…but somehow she still manages to create some rigor mortis in our pants! Rachel has also turned in galactically great perv-formances in Oy Vey! My Son Is Gay!! (2009) and Whiskey (2010). One peek at Rachel’s peaks and you’ll want to Handler all night! Much to the chagrin of Mr. Skin and his thirsty skinions at Skin Central, Handler has not been seen on the scene for over a decade. Lets hope that this minx of a woman is simply regaining her skin-ful strength only to burst back into showbiz with sexier content than ever. It may be unnecessarily wishful thinking, but there’s nothing wrong with being an optimist. Until that blessed day comes to pass, Skin Central will continue searching every crevasse of the internet for more instances of Handler’s skin crevices. There’s worse ways to spend your time!